FUCK LOVE

AWWWWWW :*

• Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away??
• Boyfriend: Were you away??
• Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you!
• Girlfriend: How soon??
• Boyfriend: May I hold your hand??
• Girlfriend: No thanks, it isn´t heavy.
• Girlfriend: I want to dance like this forever..
• Boyfriend: Don´t you ever want to improve??
• Boyfriend: Hi! Didn´t we go on a date once? or was it twice?
• Girlfriend: Must´ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
• Girlfriend: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
• Boyfriend: What time was it??
• Girlfriend: I think the poorest people are the happiest..
• Boyfriend: Then marry me and we´ll be the happiest couple.
• Girlfriend: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn´t speak for an hour..
• Boyfriend: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
• Girlfriend: Say you love me! Say you love me!
• Boyfriend: You love me...
• Boyfriend: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
• Girlfriend: Nah, it was plain bad luck!